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  1. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Getting home finally from work and taking off all my clothes and staying naked and getting an erection.
     
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    1. Valspar
      We were getting worried. :D
       
      Valspar, Apr 8, 2022
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I picked my kid up after my manicure and as we got out of the car a guy was walking past, and my kid was glaring at him. He said the guy was “eyeballing” me lol. :p
     
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    1. hausenfeffer
      Like that's not gonna happen his whole life with you as his mom lol:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Apr 9, 2022
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  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I had lunch with two of my old girlfriends. They and their hubbies are moving up here right near me. We had a delightful lunch and then toured
    all three of our homes. One was an empty canal lot in a nearby neighborhood. They have 6 months to leave their land. The other was in an old neighborhood on a golf course. It was 6000 sq ft home on 5 lots. Even had an indoor basketball court. He's changing it to a racketball court and pickleball too.

    Very best day I've had in a long long time. I'm still smiling. <they did backflips over my baklava> lol
     
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  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Getting a new task that at first seemed mundane and tedious, but after finding some things in our data storage and figuring out some search options on LinkedIn, it's gonna be a breeze.
     
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  5. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    my sons
     
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  6. Frodov

    Frodov Sex Lover

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    I got curious and looked at the number of reads for my most recently submitted story. OH MY GOD! Over 32 thousand reads and climbing! Yeah, I can't wipe the smile off of my face today. What's more, is most people who read it, or at least the ones who bothered voting on it, liked it. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that other's enjoyed my work.
     
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  7. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    I got a phone call from someone I had totally forgot existed
    Not in a cruel way but it seems last few years its been hard to stay in contact with peeps
    Felt good to talk
     
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  8. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Pussy willows! I bought some at Costco today. My dad would cut some every spring and I was always fascinated with how soft they were.
     
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      I'll take mouth over bollocks any day.
       
      Aqua Marine, Apr 14, 2022
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  9. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    Knowing I only work one day this coming up week ❤️
     
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  10. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

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    Looking at my calendar. I have 4 .. again 4!!
    Days of work that's 4!
    And I'm retiring!!
    I'm now officially going to be a grumpy old man LoL
     
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      I've been working a total of 40 yrs This last job was 15
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
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    3. Dearelliot
      Good luck being retired,..pulled the pin at 68, and if I'm here in August it will be 20 years..
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 14, 2022
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    4. Volt_4
      Thanks.. I chose to go at 62 ...I have stuff to do lol The years go by quick
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
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    5. conroe4
      55 for me and that was 11 years ago.
       
      conroe4, Apr 14, 2022
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    6. Volt_4
      You old fart.lol
       
      Volt_4, Apr 14, 2022
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  11. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Spent some time at a local nursery today. Happy Subby. :shamefullyembarrased::cat::happy:
     
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  12. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Had nothing to smile about yet but the day isn't over yet.
     
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  13. NiceKalven

    NiceKalven Porn Star Banned!

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    Being respected by everyone and being left alone to paint
     
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  14. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    upload_2022-4-10_17-48-30.jpeg
     
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    1. tenguy
      Nice pussy.



      Willows.
       
      tenguy, Apr 11, 2022
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  15. Rhonda James

    Rhonda James Porn Star

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    My grandson
     
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    1. tenguy
      Love grandkids, spoil the heck outta them and send them home.


      Perfect revenge.
       
      tenguy, Apr 11, 2022
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    2. sparky59
      I tell my daughter her youngest boy is payback
       
      sparky59, Apr 11, 2022
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I was sitting in the front row at a drag queen cabaret, and one of the songs was "it's raining men". There were 3 guys as backup dancers prancing around in silver speedos during the songs, and one of them came over and sat on my lap. I am really hoping somebody got a picture of that!
     
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      Funny
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 11, 2022
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    3. Geminpa
      I’m dying to go to a drag Queen event.
       
      Geminpa, Apr 14, 2022
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    4. tenguy
      I would think that there are a few members in here with first hand knowledge of such happenings.
       
      tenguy, Apr 14, 2022
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  17. AdmiralWang

    AdmiralWang Porn Star

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    Free Parking! Woohoo!
     
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  18. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Tax-free week here on clothing purchases, just in time to replace outgrown clothes & shoes from last summer.
     
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  19. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    These Canadian Americans always make me smile I just like everything else that comes to the United States . These fuckers I think they own it lol lol lol lol lol. I gave him some popcorn and sweet potato potato chips . Now the poor fucker can’t get off the ground . Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Good thing they don’t mind walking . Lol
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      The babies are so cute!!!
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 14, 2022
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    2. Truthful 1
      Agreed
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 14, 2022
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  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Val
     
    1. Valspar
      Rawwwwrr! Lol
       
      Valspar, Apr 11, 2022
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    2. Lioness
      :cat:
       
      Lioness, Apr 12, 2022
      #link
    #9940
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